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In my dreamsHe will think creamcicles are foul.
He will like cats,
and not be gay, or enjoy anal sex.
He will have long, dark, reddish dreadlocks, or otherwise long dark hair.
He will be 6 foot 2,3,4 or 5.
6'6 is acceptable.
He will not be in any way like Jesus.
and he will not be skinny.
He'll smoke too much.
He will only have a vague idea of what the word "Tan" means.
He will not be American;
and he will want to see the world.
He wont kill spiders, and adore snakes.
His last name will roll off my tongue.
He will always want sex.
He will have an extremely dark sense of humor, and use it often.
He'll think state-issued handcuffs are a good way to spend a tuesday night.
First-person shooter games will be his only religious practice, and he will play them with me daily.
He will own a kilt.
He will love the deep curve that is my waist to my hip.
He'll be laid-back but outspoken, spontaneous and loud in bed.
that last bit is optional.
He will consider combat boots acceptable day wear.
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